Clearly the megastaff at AmityvilleNow Int’l HQ and Discount Sushi Bar has WAY too much time on its hands this Yuletide. Why else would “someone” (you know who you are!) have stumbled on this correspondence between Santa Claus and a certain “Timmy” that starts out all candy canes and jingle bells and very rapidly goes real, real dark…
How do you go from “Dear Santa, I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine” to “Now look here, Fan Man:” in five messages or less? Click here to find out. And wait ’til you hear what St. Nick offers in response. (and special thanks to tikld.com for the steal!)
And oh, yeah, Happy Holidays from all of us at AmityvilleNow.com!
